Total Medals Earned: 1,621 (From 228 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,110 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Survive 10,000 feet of intense ballooning.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
find it
Kill the second boss
Medals Earned: 5/6 (120/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/225 points)
Score 10 times successively
Let fire the ball
That Alley Hoop saved me...
Score 20 times successively
What a great score !
It's forbidden to touch the ground without making an hoop
Are you serious ?
Let multiplies by nine...
Medals Earned: 3/12 (35/405 points)
Diffuse 15 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 15 henchlings
Kill 25 henchlings
Rescue 50 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 5 minutes
Diffuse 35 bombs before 1 goes off
Rescue 75 Urbanville citizens
Diffuse 50 bombs before 1 goes off
Keep Urbanville safe for 10 minutes
Kill 50 henchlings
Rescue 100 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 15 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (300/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.